Rules of Drolls

1. Dare to write. Dare to be through.

2. Obey first before you become a saint.

3. Slow down. Men eat, work.

4. Stop, Look and Glisten.

5. Don't wait for tomorrow what you've done yesterday.

6. Don't ask what your country can do for you; rather ask what you can do for other countries.

7. To her is human; forgive is fine.

8. Two heads are bitter than one.

9. Mirror, mirror on the hole. Who is the fairest of the whole?

10. Born free as free as the window.

11. Prove it beyond erasable naught.

12. Horroscope deals with daily misfortunes.

13. Mistrial is a failure to prove anything in schedule.

There Must Be A Reason

1. Dating is like fishing if you're looking for a partner in life. If your "bait" adheres to his/her "taste" there you are compatible each other.

2. Stage plays are like dramas in real life. Actors and actresses are they in reality.

3. Business competition is very stiff in big malls. They compete in bringing their malls to serve to the fullest their customers' needs.

4. Mother dear we love you. You're the most beautiful person in this earth. You've given us life. You're our best critic, but our also best help in times of distress.

5. In every struggles, there is always a consequence of rewards.

6. The sweetest rewards always come from the hardest struggles.

7. Carelessness makes one's life miserable.

8. Visibility and credibility is the main factors in an affiliate marketing to it "demadable" and "earning."

9. Delaying tactics in everything you do makes matters worse or even worst.

10. Been in a beach, where the place is clean, where it is calm and tranquil? You're just in a place called "paradise"

11. Trouble comes to a person who knows the way to get out.

12. What you think is what you are. But what you do is a duplicate of other's job.

13. To reason out is to prove that you're wrong. To admit your mistake is to prove that you're right.

Wishing You

1. The best of everything for your family is the invaluable price you paid.

2. All your worries and troubles will be vanished like bubbles.

3. You'll be together again with your most and beloved wife and children.

4. You may have a stable job, a juicy salary and a house and lot of your own.

5. Better business venture and more customers!

6. Be honest with yourself, truthful, loving, and faithful to your wife.

7. Never find faults anymore with your fellow being and setting a good example.

8. Go to Church every Sunday. Read the Bible regularly and observe the Sabbath Day holy.

9. Exercise your suffrage to vote for the qualified candidate  and never be tempted to accept money in exchange for your vote.

10. Do take care of you health. It's only one you have.

11. Exercise regularly and refrain from taking cholesterol-laden foods.

12. Have faith in God and love your neighbor as yourself.

13. MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR! [the music played!]